Oi! We’re so done with our f-ing series “I Can’t Believe You Haven’t Seen That 3: the ReBelievening”! And we’re closing it out with some serious PUNK ACTION! “Repo Man”! Yeah! Because Mike and I are totally punk! Look, Mike’s got a safety-pin stuck through his shirt collar in place of a button! How punk is that?! Me, I’m refusing to repair this small rip in my pants because ANARCHY! Yeah! Rage! Like this movie, we’re consumed by the anger and the frustration of the 1980’s and we’re not gonna take it! Mike, flip over that table! . . . No, no, don’t carefully turn it on its side after removing everything on it . . . well, sure move the vase of flowers out of the way, we don’t want water everywhere but YEAH! PUNK ROCK! I’m gonna kick over this chair! . . . Oh geez, oh geez, did I scratch the finish? Tell me I didn’t scratch the finish! I’m not hyperventilating, YOU’RE hyperventilating! And can we turn down that awful noise? Why does this music have to be so gosh darn loud? Who are they guys anyway? “Circle Jerks” . . . what kind of name is that?! It’s so . . . vulgar! But . . . it’s punk . . .? I don’t know, I just don’t, I mean . . . punk . . . rock . . . smash . . . burn . . . . . look, I just need some chamomile tea and a nice sit-down for a while. You folks give a listen to our podcast and such. Mike, can you put on some Enya?
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Ilsa harem keeper of the oils sheiks… because its the sort of thing Imam expected to have seen because I have seen the rest of the series ( made in Canada!) but people are more amazed at the war or western movies I haven’t seen. I just don’t like those genres overall. There are plenty of films I wish I hadn’t seen but have. I worked in video stores for many years and saw pretty much everything!
The life of a video store worker is always intense!
Please tell me you showed “March of the Penguins” at least once in the store. If so, I assume you periodically cried out “My children!!”
Thanks, Vince!
After my time as video store manager! We, of course, watch it yearly on a huge screen all of Canada can see to show out flightless pals how much we love them!
Ahhhh! That’s what I like to hear! Too bad none of our new series include any giant electric penguins; I haven’t been able to find a copy of Jimmy McCretin’s “Scott of the Antarctic” anywhere!