Category: Announcements

Yeah, so the heat is on . . . I mean, our business has got real pressing but don’t youse worry. Next week, we’ll be back. And we’re remember who stayed loyal. Just don’t ask about our business. Don’t ever ask about our business, Kay. I mean, listeners.

Sorry, youse mugs, me and Big Mike got . . . business what needs attending to, so “This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stickup” is going on the lam for a couple of weeks. Don’t you worry, though. We’ll be back.

No episode this week, beloved listeners; we’re all too zonked out on Bumpynog. Back next week!

Turns out that not enough turkeys were slaughtered last week. Come on, people! We’ll be back with the show once we’ve dealt with the situation.

No episode this week due to the annual celebration of Death To All Turkeys Day. What a wonderful time of year…. Hope you all have a good one!

Sorry, most cherished listeners but due to Stuff and Reasons ™, there will be no episode this week. Nothing’s wrong. We certainly didn’t get cursed or anything by the Witch community who may have objected to our last episode. Certainly not. Ha ha. What an amusing idea . . .

Sorry, most appreciated and impeccably-manicured listeners: there is no episode this week, due to incredibly esoteric and complex technical problems that would take a scientist to explain, and we’re both just too mad. It certainly nothing to do with a certain pony breaking into the recording archive and going hog-wild . . .

Sorry, mes enfants, but there’s no show this week. Stay tuned for next week, won’t you?

Much sorrow and many apologies, listeners; COVID struck me solidly and while I am recovering, my voice, which has been favorably compared to the mating call of the Eastern Moose, isn’t quite up to snuff yet. Next week for sure! Probably!

Alas and alackaday. How’s that for an explanation? No, but seriously, due to that crime-fighting duo Stuff^tm and Reasons_^tm, there is no episode this week. But try to enjoy the holidays anyway and we’ll be here for you soon. Happy Bumpymas!