Category: Announcements

Much sorrow and many apologies, listeners; COVID struck me solidly and while I am recovering, my voice, which has been favorably compared to the mating call of the Eastern Moose, isn’t quite up to snuff yet. Next week for sure! Probably!

Alas and alackaday. How’s that for an explanation? No, but seriously, due to that crime-fighting duo Stuff^tm and Reasons_^tm, there is no episode this week. But try to enjoy the holidays anyway and we’ll be here for you soon. Happy Bumpymas!

Sorry, most beloved and perspicacious listeners, no episode this week; Mike and I are off doing incredibly cool and time-consuming things. Oh, such cool things! Wish we could tell you about them but they’re just too cool to be relayed. Totally. Yeah. That’s why there’s no episode this week. Yeeeaaahhhh . . . . But fear not, we’ll be back next week, when we’ll be less cool. No, wait . . .

Woe! Woe! Woe! Such mourning and lamentations! We have no episode worthy of our illustrious listeners this week, but fear not: Mike and I are scourging our flesh and purifying our souls so that we may present you with something next week that will not bring shame to ourselves and our Houses. Scourgings all around! Owie! Owie! Owie!

Alas and alack, most faithful, loyal, and elegantly coifed listeners, events conspired, the stars misaligned, and the deal still not being determined with Zangief’s ass, have universally caused us to miss this week’s episode. Fear not! We shall return, ready for vengeance, and pancakes, next week.

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and podcast! No episode this week but from Mike, me, and . . . sigh, yes, even Bumpy, we want to wish you a wonderful holiday season and we’ll be back in the new year!

Yes, once again we doom you to a Max-less and Mike-less week but it couldn’t be helped. Everyone is fine (including Bumpy, sadly), but Life Things keep happening. We’ll talk at you all next week!

Due to circumstances circumstancing and events eventing (nothing to worry about, though. We’re fine. We’re all fine here. How are you?) we have no episode for you this week. But do not despair! We’ll return next week for one more dose of noir-y goodness for your delectation. Stay tuned!

Hello, dear listeners. Due to technical issues beyond our control (and having NOTHING to do with the slowing of the rotation of the Earth’s core), this week’s episode is postponed until next week. Sorry for the inconvenience but we’ll be back next week with more Disaster Porn.

Hello, dear listeners! Sadly, due to circumstances beyond our control, there will be no episode this week. Fear not; we will rejoin you next week with more biting commentary (or at least gumming commentary). Please don’t worry; this episode absence has nothing to do with Mike’s crippling addiction to Strawberry Qwik or any involvement Max might have in international smuggling of counterfeit Bill Keane “Family Circus” artwork. Those are just silly rumors and I’m surprised you’d bring them up.