Heeeyyyyyy, listeners! Sweeties, honeys, babies, pussycats, pumpkins! Fabulous to see you, totally mean that, been too long, what’s your latest project, that’s great, how’d the rehab stint go, glad to hear it, have they dropped the charges yet, absolutely terrif to hear that, gotta run, have your service call my service we’ll do breakfast lunch dinner, love ya! God, I hate that individual . . . As you have no doubt sussed out, we’ve started our new series “Ready When You Are, C.B.!” focusing on one of Hollywood’s favorite subjects: itself! Yes, we’ll be going through a number of cinematic offerings that focus on Hollywood itself, Tinseltown, Magicville, Sorcery Hamlet, whatever, both in the old days and the new-ish. We’re making our initial pitch for the upfronts with some sweet hooks that’ll look good on the one-sheets . . . and no, I have no idea what I just said but it’s kind of like “La Strada” meets “Science Crazed”! Or rather, it’s exactly like Robert Altman’s righteous middle-finger to the film production process, “The Player.” Just keep in mind that this is back in the 90’s, when screenwriters weren’t particularly respected. Not like today, when the studio execs respect them enough to replace them with A.I. . ..
By the way, if you’re interested in what Mike was actually saying in his elegantly-crafted opening, check here!
Poll question: what movie has your favorite ensemble cast? Leave a comment or call our Hollywood Hotline™ at 617-398-7266 and make your pitch!
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I often get your “deepers” and it makes me feel like there is something seriously wrong with me!
I sometimes find ensemble casts a bit gimicky but I love everyone in the Addams Family movies, I really liked The Budapest Hotel, the 1938 film The Women is great and of course who doesn’t love Destroy all Monsters!
If you’re getting any of our deepers, you should immediately seek medical attention! Or bake a ham, whichever is easier. I’m glad to know that our oddball references find a good home, nestled in your consciousness.
Oh man, the “Addams Family” movies were absolute marvels of ensemble casting! Great choice! “Destroy All Monsters” is another good example, although I hear Mothra was a TOTAL diva on set and kept asking for more of Anguirus’ scenes to be cut.
Aunguiris’ speaking role in Godzilla vs Gigan went right to his spiky head!