All right, I can tolerate this no more! Mike, your insults and disrespectful comments have become unbearable! In honor of this week’s entry in “Cuz It’s Good For You” I challenge you to a duel! That’s right, I demand satisfaction. Stand closer so I can slap you with my 1970’s sunglasses! My choice of weapons . . . 1970’s automobiles! You sir, may choose first. Ahhh, I see you have selected the Plymouth Valiant. A fine, if predictable, choice! But it will be no match for my electric 1974 Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar! Didn’t see that one coming, did you, you rogue! Hah hah, you have fallen into my trap! Now, face me on the Asphalt of Honor! Show the same courage that Dennis Weaver shows in this, Steven Spielberg’s made-for-TV opus! Hah hah! Let us . . . let us . .. hang on, how do you start this thing . . . honor will be served and all that, just gimme a sec . . . uh . . . does anyone know how to drive manual transmission? Crap, hang on . . . ahhhh! That didn’t sound good! Wait, wait, wait . . . uh . . . wait, is that smoke? Dammit . . .you know what? I have decided to be merciful and forgive your heinous taunting. But let this be a lesson to . . . dammit, the door’s stuck again . . . give a listen, folks, be right with you . . .
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